\u00c9g\u00a0man eftir a\u00f0 hafa lesi\u00f0 fr\u00e9tt \u00e1 netinu fyrir einhverju s\u00ed\u00f0an sem sag\u00f0i\u00a0fr\u00e1 undirb\u00faning HM \u00ed \u00de\u00fdskalandi. Mig minnir a\u00f0 \u00feetta hafi veri\u00f0\u00a0Hollensk s\u00ed\u00f0a. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00feurfti a\u00f0 brugga millj\u00f3n tonn af bj\u00f3r, baka sex\u00a0miljar\u00f0a berl\u00ednarbolla, sl\u00e1tra fimmt\u00e1n millj\u00f3num k\u00faa og mala \u00ed\u00a0bratwurst og flytja inn nokkra tugi \u00fe\u00fasunda austur evr\u00f3pskra\u00a0kvenna. M\u00e1li\u00f0 var nefnilega a\u00f0 flestir f\u00f3tbolta\u00e1hugamenn eru menn og\u00a0\u00feeir vilja f\u00f3tbolta, bj\u00f3r, pylsur og konur. \u00dea\u00f0 er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hellingur\u00a0af R\u00fassneskum, \u00dakra\u00ednskum, R\u00famenskum stelpum \u00ed vestur Evr\u00f3pu seljandi\u00a0sig en \u00feetta er ekki n\u00f3g fyrir HM. \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0verjarnir voru v\u00edst smeykir vi\u00f0\u00a0a\u00f0 ef menn g\u00e6tu ekki losa\u00f0 um \u00fer\u00fdstinginn brytust \u00fat allsherjar\u00a0\u00f3eyr\u00f0ir. \u00dea\u00f0 yr\u00f0i vo\u00f0alegt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 allar \u00feessar testosterone bombur\u00a0ry\u00f0jast um g\u00f6tur r\u00e1\u00f0ast \u00e1 allt og alla. \u00deetta er sem sagt hi\u00f0 besta\u00a0m\u00e1l. R\u00edki\u00f0 n\u00e6r s\u00e9r \u00ed tekjur \u00fev\u00ed \u00feetta ver\u00f0ur au\u00f0vita\u00f0 alls skattlagt og\u00a0borgin ver\u00f0ur ekki l\u00f6g\u00f0 \u00ed r\u00fast \u00fear sem allir ganga um me\u00f0 bros \u00e1 v\u00f6r.\u00a0Perfect!<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 var eins og ungu konurnar (margar bara t\u00e1ningar) skiptu engu m\u00e1li.\u00a0\u00deetta var bara f\u00edn lausn og ekkert m\u00fa\u00f0ur. Mansal er risavaxi\u00f0 vandam\u00e1l\u00a0\u00ed Evr\u00f3pu. \u00c9g b\u00fd r\u00e9tt utan vi\u00f0 Amsterdam, borgina \u00fear sem \u00feetta vandam\u00e1l\u00a0er mj\u00f6g \u00e1berandi. \u00c9g efast um a\u00f0 Amsterdam s\u00e9 verri en hver \u00f6nnur borg\u00a0\u00ed vestur Evr\u00f3pu, en Rau\u00f0a Hverfi\u00f0 s\u00e9r til \u00feess a\u00f0 au\u00f0velt er a\u00f0 sj\u00e1\u00a0v\u00e6ndi. Ma\u00f0ur gengur eftir str\u00e6tunum, fram hj\u00e1 rau\u00f0l\u00fdstum gluggum me\u00f0\u00a0f\u00e1kl\u00e6ddum d\u00f6mum reynandi a\u00f0 n\u00e1 athygli manns. \u00deetta eru oft\u00a0gullfallegar stelpur. „\u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fa \u00feetta“ v\u00e6ri h\u00e6gt a\u00f0\u00a0segja, en \u00fe\u00e1 er ma\u00f0ur bara a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta \u00e1 vandann \u00fev\u00ed me\u00f0an \u00feetta borgar sig\u00a0heldur \u00feetta \u00e1fram. \u00c9g geri r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 flestar stelpurnar, sem\u00a0yfirleitt eru \u00ed kring um tv\u00edtugt, \u00fe\u00f3 margar langt \u00fear undir, s\u00e9u ekki\u00a0a\u00f0 \u00feessu af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r hafi svo gaman af b\u00f3lf\u00f6rum me\u00f0 sem flestum.\u00a0Flestar hafa anna\u00f0 hvort teki\u00f0 \u00feetta sem eina kostinn \u00ed vonlausri\u00a0l\u00edfsbar\u00e1ttu e\u00f0a hreinlega veri\u00f0 \u00fevinga\u00f0ar \u00fat \u00ed \u00feetta. Spurningin er \u00fe\u00e1,\u00a0er \u00feetta nau\u00f0gun? Ef v\u00e6ndiskonan var \u00fevingu\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed v\u00e6ndi, er\u00a0vi\u00f0skiptavinurinn \u00fe\u00e1 nau\u00f0gari?<\/p>\n

\u00deetta eru erfi\u00f0ar spurningar og \u00fev\u00ed meira sem ma\u00f0ur sko\u00f0ar \u00feetta m\u00e1l,\u00a0<\/span>\u00fev\u00ed svarts\u00fdnni ver\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 a\u00f0 mannkyni\u00f0 spjari sig. Ma\u00f0ur getur\u00a0<\/span>reynt a\u00f0 setja sig \u00ed spor ungrar stelpu fr\u00e1 \u00f3nefndu austantjaldslandi\u00a0<\/span>sem ver\u00f0ur st\u00f6dd \u00ed \u00de\u00fdskalandi \u00ed sumar. Hva\u00f0 var\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 h\u00fan er\u00a0<\/span>komin hinga\u00f0? Hvernig ver\u00f0ur vinnan? \u00dea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur \u00f6rugglega n\u00f3g a\u00f0 gera \u00ed\u00a0<\/span>kring um HM. Hvernig kemur h\u00fan \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed. Hva\u00f0 svo, \u00feegar flestir\u00a0<\/span>vi\u00f0skipta“vinirnir“ eru farnir? Ver\u00f0ur h\u00fan send til baka eins og\u00a0<\/span>bj\u00f3rd\u00f3s sem b\u00fai\u00f0 er a\u00f0 nota? Kannski endar fyrir henni eins og fj\u00f3rt\u00e1n\u00a0<\/span>\u00e1ra stelpunni \u00ed Lilja 4-Ever. Kannski n\u00e6r h\u00fan s\u00e9r \u00ed n\u00f3gu miki\u00f0 af evrum\u00a0<\/span>til a\u00f0 setja \u00e1 stofn l\u00edti\u00f0 fyrirt\u00e6ki ef skatturinn og d\u00f3lgurinn tekur\u00a0<\/span>ekki meiripartinn.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u00deetta er sennilega dekksta hli\u00f0 HM. \u00dea\u00f0 er au\u00f0vita\u00f0\u00a0ekki gott \u00feegar svona hlutir gerast undir yfirbor\u00f0inu, en ma\u00f0ur spyr\u00a0<\/span>sig hva\u00f0 gerist \u00feegar r\u00edki\u00f0 er fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed a\u00f0 flytja inn\u00a0<\/span>stelpur \u00ed st\u00f3rum st\u00edl til a\u00f0 pirra ekki f\u00f3tbolta\u00e1hugamenn.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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